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Old 04-07-2008, 07:20 PM
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Biggrin Three Women


Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress,
are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze
their men....that night all three will wear a black leather
bra, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend
came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms
stilettos and mask. He saw me and said:
'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made
love all night long."

The mistress: "Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover
in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega
stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened
the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild
sex all night."

The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mothers for the night, I got myself ready-- leather bodice,
super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back
from work, opens the door and
says: " Hi, Batman! What's for dinner? "

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:30 PM
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