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Old 10-13-2006, 06:14 AM
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RollEyes Joke 4

The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session.

Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak.....

Mother Superior: "A sinful deed was committed here, yesterday."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Today I found a pair of men`s underwear."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And I also found a condom."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And it has been used."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And there is a hole in it!"

1 nun: "Oh no!"
99 nuns: "Hee, Hee, Hee!!!"
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:23 AM
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ha ha ha wtf :P
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Old 10-15-2006, 05:12 PM
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was fun till the nun got the bad news hee hee hee

holy rubber was use

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Old 10-15-2006, 05:25 PM
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:06 PM
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back in the 1970's when i was in Jr high...heres how that joke went...

there were these 3 nuns doing the laundry
the first nun said oh look what i found in
father makayhee's pocket ...a prophylactic
second nun says " oh I found that last week
and poked a hole in it...
the third nun fainted.
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