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Old 03-05-2006, 07:18 AM
Joke*her is offline Joke*her
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RollEyes Who says guys aren't sensitive?....

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and
they end up leaving together.

They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute
small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... They kiss... And then they rip off each other's clothes....
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
Well, how was it?"


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"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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Old 03-05-2006, 08:13 AM
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lmfao!!
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:09 PM
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lmfao~!!
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:27 AM
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nice; she wins a booby prize lol
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:03 PM
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rofl!

LMAO!
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:41 PM
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yyyeeeaaahhh ... im diggin that 1 lmmfao
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:10 AM
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hahaha nice one

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loose pus*y uh??
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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Lol Oh my God
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