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Old 12-17-2001, 03:21 PM
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> > > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> > > punishable by death.
> > > (Like THAT makes sense.)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is
> > > prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
> may
> > only
> > > see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
> > >
> > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
> > > applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
> > with
> > > a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
> > >
> > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
> > than
> > > “going blind!“)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> and
> > > deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
> for the
> > > first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
> virgins
> > > to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
> else in
> > > the world that even comes close to this?)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous
> > > husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
> on
> > the
> > > other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
> tropical
> > > fish stores. (But of course!)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> > first
> > > time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
> > (Makes
> > > one shudder at the thought.)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
> > >
> > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman
> > and
> > > her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
> problem
> > that
> > > they had to pass this law?)
> > > |
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one
> > > exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
> “in
> > > places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> > premises“.
> > > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
> pig)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not
> > over
> > > that pig thing)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (Is
> > > that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't
> touch
> > THAT
> > > one!)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight
> > > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
> drinking
> > > little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for his research??)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to
> be
> a
> > > pig ...quality over quantity)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
> > that.)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
> > >
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >
> > > After reading all these, all I can say is.......
> > >
> > > Damn those Pigs.
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