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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> > > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is > > > punishable by death. > > > (Like THAT makes sense.) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but > is > > > prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He > may > > only > > > see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) > > > > > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also > > > applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered > > with > > > a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) > > > > > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse > > than > > > “going blind!“) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside > and > > > deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex > for the > > > first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for > virgins > > > to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere > else in > > > the world that even comes close to this?) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her > adulterous > > > husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, > on > > the > > > other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in > tropical > > > fish stores. (But of course!) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the > > first > > > time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. > > (Makes > > > one shudder at the thought.) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* > > > > > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a > woman > > and > > > her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough > problem > > that > > > they had to pass this law?) > > > | > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with > one > > > exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only > “in > > > places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the > > premises“. > > > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a > pig) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not > > over > > > that pig thing) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. > (Is > > > that why Flipper was always smiling?) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't > touch > > THAT > > > one!) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own > weight > > > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From > drinking > > > little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for his research??) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to > be > a > > > pig ...quality over quantity) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like > > that.) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > After reading all these, all I can say is....... > > > > > > Damn those Pigs. |
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