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Old 12-08-2001, 08:35 AM
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Twas the Night Before Christmas!

In the same lines as StevieB's long sentence, let's see just what people can come up with. Each post must include your item plus the items listed before. Now we see who is good. I will start the simple one. Keep it going until Dec. 25, let's see what all we can com up with. Please the first twelve days of Christmas must be a different person each day. Thank You!

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Old 12-08-2001, 09:05 AM
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a

2 gay dogs

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a hair off of a gorrillas behind.
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Old 12-08-2001, 09:25 AM
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three Czech Nuns,

Two gay dogs,

and

a hair off of a gorrillas behind.
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Old 12-08-2001, 11:51 PM
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On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me

Four Head Shots on C_U

Three Czech Nuns

Two Gay Dogs

And a Hair off of A Gorillas Behind.
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Old 12-22-2001, 04:46 AM
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On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive broooooooooown riiiiiiiiiiiiiiings

Four Head Shots on C_U

Three Czech Nuns

Two Gay Dogs

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Old 12-28-2001, 09:36 AM
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well this didnt make too far did it? lmao
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Old 12-28-2001, 11:03 AM
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im pretty dissapointed at that really, i thought it was gonna be great
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