joke 1003

[Steve]

A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a
> good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
>
> Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from,
> back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye
> buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink!"
>
> The others agree that sounds like a good place.
>
> Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from
> dere's
> a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's, you
> buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vincenzo
> buys
> you anudda drink."
>
> Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
>
> Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
> Dublin,
> dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boy you your forst
> drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird drink, and
> den,
> dey take you in de back and get you laid!"
>
> "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to
> you?"
>
> "No," says the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"