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Old 12-14-2004, 02:43 PM
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Tongue US-Post office post date 1/13/2005

i got a letter from the US-post office today stamped 1/13/2005 ? from radio shack mag that was sent out to me. i ask the lady who was making the mail drop-off. i ask her how can this be she said no rain, lighting storm, snow or even time will stop us from getting it to you. i ask her ok so when will i get a wife in the mail then? boy bad thing to say she came back with: i am free i'll marry you right now. man did i fall backward on that come back.

i really got to watch my smart mouth says and think before saying something right off the top of my head. ROFLMFAO
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:41 PM
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LOL I wouldve taken her up on her offer
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:52 PM
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LOL I wouldve taken her up on her offer
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:44 PM
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on my rout there been 5 girls 2 are marry and 3 are single. only 2 of the single girls look really hot. big chest and rearend really nice and sweet looking not too big nice and ripe size for me. they are the bomb age around 24-32 years old.
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Alright, I'm tracking you down...it's time to move
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Old 12-18-2004, 11:29 PM
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it be cool there a house for sale for USD-25.000.00 down the road from me in the country side we are about 8-Miles out of town. we seen fox's and deers in the area and it been said there even some wild black panthers running around the area too. i have not seen them, but i seen some dead alligators in 4yrs i seen 6 dead ones on the road.

your welcome to come here bud:
Jobs are not that great in my area you would have to go 30-50 miles to work the town of Lake city (Small township really) it don't have much to it as jobs goes.
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