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Old 09-21-2004, 06:08 PM
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eek 140 mph OVER the speed limit!!!!!!

Being a Deputy Sheriff, I get this stuff sent to me all the time.......enjoy this one!

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_265090112.html
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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jesus F-ing christ 205, lol i dont think even a supercharged V8 cop car could catch that
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:49 PM
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holy crap, lmao get a chooper
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:09 AM
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If water feels like concreat at 100 mph i wonder what concreat feels like
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Old 09-22-2004, 02:39 AM
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lol that just takes the piss
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Old 09-22-2004, 09:48 AM
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lol 205MPH? lucky he didnt fall off or he`d be in a bad shape, thats even out running a helicopter :-\ lol
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Old 09-22-2004, 10:10 AM
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man i hate to be him, no license, and all them charges on top of the breaking the win at 205mph man he face the judge he's finish, not to say he may get off easy or not for his age.

but bottom line if you going to race like that go to a race track that support ether figure 8 or O type track or even Salt lake there they have flat land track to go up and over 600mph if you like to try to break the record.

don't do it on open road them cops love you for it their police helicopter's see all and know all, were you go to not to say they even see the license-plate or not. you see a police officer is in their cars racing after you till they get them helo come in when they catch up to you baam baam they got you all they do is now back off let you go when you stop they catchup really fast they got you dead to their rights.

i would love to see (USA) interstate highways set one day aside for long races like this type. no speed limit and all bit are a go for a race, with all the safety medic on hand if any one need help of any. and maybe Highway/PD over watch-it all to enforce safety so no outside butt into it and lose a life, only these joker can take a chance at it. entry feed USD-0 no changes' any one can be in it once it starts up no one can join in too late. start them cars and go for it.

will may be a entry fee of USD-5.000.00c per-racer to cover cost and maybe grand prize what ever left over from cost of them officers and medics' on hand and any road work after it finish. and all racers have to sign a release form so the state and counties they do go though will not be sue or reliable for and damages and hospital cost a person may be sent to. their on their own.

name the race: Fools race
do to they are taken a chance to win or lose it all, their life is in their owne hands.

all race cars will be check for legial and driver are in the right mind fram of things, not to say but they will need a good license and you will have to be the owner of the car you going to use! no a buddies car who you may crash-up. there not borrowing to this race. it will look as you stole it and they will need to be there with you at the time of the race.
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