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08-29-2010, 08:59 AM
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Ramirez! Explode this wall with that toothpick!
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 
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#8342
08-29-2010, 03:31 PM
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Ramirez! run around and do everything while we fire hundreds of shots at absolutely nothing!
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#8343
08-29-2010, 03:42 PM
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haha, thats pretty much it.
Ramirez! you advance while we sit back here at shoot at guys that just won't stop coming!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8345
08-29-2010, 03:55 PM
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Daves' Dumb State Laws of the week :
Alabama • A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms. • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m. • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • Hunting is not allowed on Sunday. • Incestuous marriages are legal. • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. • It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity. • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. • It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." • It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday. • Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. • Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. • Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. • Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. • No persons may sell "blow-out nuts". • Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays. • Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM. • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. • The game of crackaloo is illegal in Fairfield, Ala. • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. • You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant. • You may not drive barefooted. • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
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#8346
08-29-2010, 04:06 PM
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Hey Chels who's the fox on your banner
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#8348
08-29-2010, 08:12 PM
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Ramirez! slam this revolving door!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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08-30-2010, 05:44 AM
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Ramirez! divide by 0!
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08-30-2010, 03:28 PM
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Ramirez! Make a radio out of that cardboard box and copper wire!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#8352
08-30-2010, 03:51 PM
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Ramirez! we're out of ammo! Make some.
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#8354
08-30-2010, 08:58 PM
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how can one make a 50cal round fit into a AK-47
do you know the answer to this! i know Dave61 can make it happen
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#8355
08-30-2010, 09:00 PM
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If you guys wanna see somethin funny! then click this link!! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1437678296402
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08-31-2010, 06:23 AM
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08-31-2010, 03:59 PM
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08-31-2010, 04:02 PM
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Daves' quote of the day:
"For external use only!" ~ Product Warning label on a curling iron. ( I shudder to think where internally it may be used !)
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08-31-2010, 04:11 PM
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