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Give it all up
A man was walking down the street when he was
approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars "If I give you this money, will you buy beer?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," . "Will you use it to gamble?" "No, I don't gamble," "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS!" "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district ?" "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife. "The homeless man was astounded. Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex!! |
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