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Old 01-24-2009, 05:28 PM
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eek goat on suspicion of armed robbery

you got to read this lmfao

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323


go here to read full news release on this
source: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...50M4XT20090124

call out all the witch hunters
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will think they will charge him for:
1.) full nudity
2.) fail attempted armed robbery
3.) for driven an stolen car not in his human body!
4.) pickup hitch hikers who were ticks and flies found with him!.
5.) use of dark magic with in the city limit's
6.) looking so darn ugly in the public viewing!
7.) conceal weapon charge! may be force on the sheep! if they can remove the pistol from its dark deep hole it drop it into under the tail!
8.) Leaving a scene of a crime without a human body!

in a week the police Dept will have a party cookout, soon after that they will say the sheep escape from the police station holding cell they are still be looking for him asap
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