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Old 09-14-2007, 03:32 PM
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Biggrin Uh - Oh!!


A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris .

They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a
fancy French restaurant for supper.

When the waiter arrived, the rancher said,

"I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."

The waiter replied, "Monsieur, but what about Ze Mad Cow? "

The rancher said, "She'll have a Salad."
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:37 PM
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:04 PM
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woow taken a chance to getting branded by a over fatted mad under paid ranchhand
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:27 PM
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