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Old 08-27-2008, 03:49 PM
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virginity is like a baloon, one prick and its gone.

it takes many nails to biuld a crib, just one screw to fill it.
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A CNN interviewer, while talking to a Marine, said "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine replied "Recoil".
<(the avatar) When all you men get home, and face a antiwar protester, shake his hand, and wink at his girlfriend , because she knows shes dating a wussy.
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:17 PM
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:20 PM
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two 80 yr olds are eating breakfast. all of a sudden, they have sex. the man says we havent done this in 50 yrs! the woman says my nipples are as hot for you are they were 50 yrs ago. he says because ones in yer cofee and ones in yer oatmeal
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A CNN interviewer, while talking to a Marine, said "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine replied "Recoil".
<(the avatar) When all you men get home, and face a antiwar protester, shake his hand, and wink at his girlfriend , because she knows shes dating a wussy.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:31 PM
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:28 PM
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I don't get it coffee and oatmeal its all so confusing some one draw me a picture. AHHHHH oh wait please don't
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Old 09-20-2008, 02:03 AM
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