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Old 06-19-2005, 02:23 AM
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Wink Mature 006 - Six Old Ladies:

Six Old Ladies:

One day while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

I said, "Do you know there are six old ladies laying naked on your
front lawn?"

And the manager said," Yes. They are retired prostitutes and
they're having a yard sale."
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Old 06-20-2005, 04:31 PM
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lol...ewe..
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:57 PM
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Old 06-20-2005, 09:27 PM
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oh man thats really something to read lol
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