Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

[Stalker61]

What the add says.............................What it means

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous .........................Slept with everyone
Athletic.........................................N o tits
Average looking..............................Ugly
Beautiful................................Pathologi cal liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Free spirit.......................................Junki e
Friendship first............................Former slut
Fun.............................................An noying
New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...............................No BJs
Open-minded..............................Desperate
Outgoing........ ..................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..................................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous.... ................................Very Fat
Large frame...................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

[Storm.]

lmfao g1 again m8

[BADDOG]

LMAO they just get better Stalker bro!!!!

Regards

[Systemkaos]

Friendship first............................Former slut


omfg rice almost came out my nose after reading that

(im eating rice if you couldnt tell)

[-Tigger-]

"Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker"

hehehe

[.enfo.]

true for some people
good ones