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Old 05-10-2006, 08:38 PM
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A Guy 17 yrs old brings his gf home one night, notices his younger bro is already in bed asleep. (they have bunk beds) the older brother says "alright lets try to keep this quiet so we dont wake him" "every time you want it harder say tomato, & when you want a new postion say lettuce" So they get going...Tomato.......Lettuce...Tomato..Lettuce,Tom atoLettuceTomatoTomato.. .Girl "pull it out I dont want to get pregnant"...Boy pulls it out "wow that was close" younger awakens & yell "WILL YOU STOP MAKING SANDWICHES UP THERE, YOUR GETTING MAYONNAISE ALL OVER MY FACE"
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:41 PM
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:41 PM
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like it?
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:43 PM
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hey you double posted and I edited my post and why didnt it show up as edited?
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i cant edit my post for some reson!! my net is messed up
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