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Old 01-21-2005, 02:04 PM
bigsmellyfart is offline bigsmellyfart
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Wink Effective Marital Therapy



Marriage Problems

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right
in and opened the discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to
say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all
the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to
her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her
back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless.
The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in
disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at
least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on
Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:26 PM
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LOL g1 bro.
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Old 01-23-2005, 05:46 AM
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Lol lol very funny!!!!


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Old 01-23-2005, 11:33 PM
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lol..
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Old 01-24-2005, 06:58 PM
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