Mature: Smart Baby...

[bigsmellyfart]

Subject Smart Baby


A baby was born so advanced in development he could
talk when he was born.... when he became alert He looked
around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are
you my doctor?" he asked.

"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said,

"Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
said the baby

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,"
said the baby..

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.

The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on
the forehead with his index finger very hard and said....



"Hurts, doesn't it!" ....