MATURE:the mountain man

[bigsmellyfart]

There was this mountain man been six months in the mountain
trapping beaver and panning for gold so he went down to the town
below and checked into the local Brothel and this lady took him
upstairs... she says to him " Mr What do you do for a living ? "
he says " im a mountain man i trap beaver and pan for gold..."
so she unbuttons her blouse and says " well do you know
what these are..? " and he says " why yes those are
the Grand Tetons..." so she lifts her dress and exposes a little bit of thy
and says tell what is this...? " and he says " why thats Yosemite "
she lifts her dress much higher and says " well what do you see now..."
he looks and see's a bad case of infection and says
" well mam that be Death Valley...! "

bigsmellyfart

[bigsmellyfart]

i was downlodin pix from webshots and this poped into my head... i
couldnt stop laughin was it funny for you...

[Hellfighter]

yup i agreed it funny as hell to think about it


with these old folks it can happen lol