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Old 02-11-2005, 08:36 PM
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Real Cowboy? This is me, lol

A woman walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Next to her sits a man wearing a cowboy hat, western shirt, cowboy boots, and jeans with a big silver rodeo buckle. The woman looks at him and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies that he's spent most of his life bustin' broncos, mending fences and rounding up cattle so, yes, you can say he is a real cowboy.

He then asks her, "So what are you?"

She replies, "I'm a lesbian. I spend most of my time thinking about women. When I'm eating, working, washing or sleeping, all I think about is women." She finishes her drink and leaves, and a young couple comes in and orders drinks.

The woman notices the cowboy and asks him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He ponders the question and replies, "I used to think so but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Old 02-12-2005, 04:39 AM
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LMAO excellent stuff bro!!!!

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