Blonde milk bath

[milk]

mad me gigle thinkling about it too.

[bigsmellyfart]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful. She
left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons
of milk. When the
milkman read the note, he felt there must be a
mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So, he knocked on the door to clarify the
point. The blonde came
to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note to leave 25
gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and
take a milk bath.

"The milkman asked, "Do you want it
pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can
splash it in my eyes."

[Hellfighter]

man i would ask her would you be needing any help?

LMFAO

[bigsmellyfart]

me personally i wouldnt get upto the eys

[Chrispy]

I get it, but not the ''splash it in my eyes'' bit lol. Someone tell me? :P

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Hellfighter]

splash it in my eyes it means the same thing as splashing water on your face chris

[milk]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart


A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful.

ya dont need to bathe in me to look good, any chick who stands next to me looks better than B4

[Erik]

that made me giggle