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a good laugh
CHINESE PROVERBS
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run in front of car get tired > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth |
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