...and a dead penguin in the other...

[Mstenger404]

A little boy asked his dad, "What is the meaning of politics?"
The father wanted to explain terms a little boy can understand, so he said.

"Son lets put it this way, I'm the breadwinner of the house so I'm like capitalism, and your mother is the administrator of money so she's like the government and we look after your needs so your the people, and your nanny works for us so she's the working class and your baby brother is the future. Think about it"

While going to sleep the little boy thinks about what his father said. Later the little boy heard his baby brother crying so the goes to check up on him and he found out the baby is in serious need of a diaper change.

So he goes to his parents room, and find his mom sleeping, not wanting to wake her up he decides to go the the nanny's but there was no answer so he peeks in the the nanny's room and finds his dad having sex with the nanny, the little boy gives up and goes to sleep.

The next day the boy tell his father "Dad i think i know the meaning of politics now."
The father said, "Really, tell me what is the meaning of politics?"

The little boy said, "While capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep ****."

[Lucky]

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[Chrispy]

ROFL! NICE ONE TO MSTENGER404!

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[Hellfighter]

hate to say it, that as true as it get, even this day of age it is the same, even government spend more money then they have to give out. if a person did that they be in jail real fast. the government can get away with it. we in the hole big time.