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Old 02-15-2006, 11:04 PM
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Biggrin The Priest who could not lie

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks"
Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?"

"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.

"Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated
electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went
well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will
confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for
me under your robes?"

"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever
able to lie..."

"You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any
questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.

After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father's
turn in line.

"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer.

"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my
son."

Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to
ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"

The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to
be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."

Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
father.
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Old 02-16-2006, 07:36 AM
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:35 AM
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OMG LMFAO
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Old 02-16-2006, 03:18 PM
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Old 02-18-2006, 03:41 PM
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whey!!! I lol'd at that,nice one!
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