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I don't understand......after the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Well, that's what the beer was for!" ....I don't think she'll be back.
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lol
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LOL
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Grocery sacks are better than makeup or beer cause it aint worth it if you drink so much you dont enjoy it or remember it.
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Oh good god,lol
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g1
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