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[Dr. Bullet]

Upset? No, just sick...sick as a dog.

That's just not right at all...ever...for anyone. Where's your dignity man?!

[Mauser 98K]

want me to tell ya how to get reno image out of ya head? lol

[Dr. Bullet]

LMFAO, no thanks...I think google can help me better

[DevilDog#1]

Troj, I hope that's not part of your "book" LMFAO

[Mauser 98K]

ill help ya agant ya will, lol, now put rosie odonel in the same thong with janet reno. lmao

[Trojan]

Originally posted by Dr. Bullet
Upset? No, just sick...sick as a dog.

That's just not right at all...ever...for anyone. Where's your dignity man?!

lmao, I was lonely. Always out in the field training. When I got back to base I jetted back to Morehead City all the time. The two grils lived together and always paid for everything, so for a year I would spend my weekends off up there.

[Mauser 98K]

ok ill stop lmao

[Dr. Bullet]

Nope nope nope, not gonna work.

[DevilDog#1]

Man Mauser you sick!!! Ewww

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Trojan
lmao, I was lonely. Always out in the field training. When I got back to base I jetted back to Morehead City all the time. The two grils lived together and always paid for everything, so for a year I would spend my weekends off up there.

Have a Jay Arthur if you're that lonely. I need money real bad, but you don't see me stealing it...

[Mauser 98K]

we need to get bullet a crispy cream doughnut calender, featuring the crispy cream calender girls, lmao

[Dr. Bullet]

Nope...you won't get me.

I've got Gisele Bundchen on the brain now Your sly, evil ways cannot harm me now

[Trojan]

Originally posted by Mauser 98K
we need to get bullet a crispy cream doughnut calender, featuring the crispy cream calender girls, lmao

lmao

[DevilDog#1]

It's "Krispy Kream"

[Mauser 98K]

ok, rosie odonel,janet reno, and the krispy cream calender girls rubing oil all over ya naked. did that do it lol

[Dr. Bullet]

No it's not...It's Krispy Kreme. Gah

EDIT: Mauser, you have a sick mind...you should be a torture chamber guy

[Mauser 98K]

lmao rofl, i knew i could get ya

[Trojan]

I did alot of pushups, lmao.

[Mauser 98K]

lol,i got an image, but i wont share it,to graphic that will have ya roling in the floor kicking and screaming noo! noo! holding ya head. want to see it bullet?

[Dr. Bullet]

O lord...buncha sick freaks I hang around with

Troj, didja ever hear the joke: fat girls are a lot like mopeds- they're a whole lot of fun to ride...until your friends find out.

I'm not sure about the being fun to ride bit, but I'm damn sure about the friends finding out part