al, bill, and hillary

[KU43]

the 3 were with god and god ask al what he was thinking. al said i know now i was not supose to win the election. i wasnt the best man. god said you are right and are humble come set at my left side. god then ask bill " what are you thinking?" bill anwsered "about forgivness and how i forgave all the ones that did me wrong and hope you will forgive me." god says "thats good bill come set on my right side.god then ask hillary what she was thinking and hillary said "i think your in my chair

[Lakie]

lol, ive heard that before both ways, obviously depending on whos telling the joke...

You might me able to change the particulars and use this one...


Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove
yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George

[KU43]

it would be better if you used kerry. more beliveable

[Lakie]

That why political joke4s are the best, just switch a name and usually its just as funny....

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Finally, a new bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.

This hottest selling political bumper sticker comes from New York State:

"RUN HILARY RUN'

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.

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The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of George Bush to honor his achievements while serving as the President of our nation.

The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Bush" postage was not being delivered. President Bush demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side

[atholon]

I think it fits better with George.

Kerry was a liar but not as stupid.

[BADDOG]

I thought all of those jokes were very funny guys lol lol!!!!


Warm Regards and thx for the laffs

[KU43]

RUN HILARY RUN now that's funny! good one mike