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Old 10-15-2005, 01:31 AM
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Biggrin night out with the president
One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a
redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now
how much would it cost me to spend some time with you? She replied,
$200."

To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can
get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get
that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas
prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way
you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you
a damn cent."
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:15 AM
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LMFAO LOL
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:02 PM
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PMSL thats a good'un!!!
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Old 10-15-2005, 09:14 PM
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THats sad but hilarious
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:59 AM
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LMAO very good!!!!

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Old 10-17-2005, 04:56 PM
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Hehe, nice.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:26 PM
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Funny..
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