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Old 10-22-2005, 09:02 AM
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Biggrin Adult Sex Quiz

ADULT SEX QUIZ


I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK NOT SENDING THIS AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE BOTTOM!!



Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?

A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.



Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A.) So men can be open minded.



Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?

A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.



Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!



Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A.) "Is it in?"



Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.



Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

A.) One of his fingers is clean.



Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.



Send this to 3 People You Know, Or You'll Have Bad Sex for the Rest of Your Life....



I sent it to more. Didn't want to miss out.
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:22 AM
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LOL
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Old 10-23-2005, 04:39 PM
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PMSL brilliant!
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:09 PM
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LMMFAO

New One there ^

I sent that to 200 ppl...I enjoy sex.
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