Marrage rules do and not to do

[Hellfighter]

Marriage Part I of 5

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
Wedding, he laid! Down the following rules:

I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't
Expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table
Unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
Fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
Don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.

Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
Will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or
Not."

(SHE'S GOOD!)

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
Anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
Headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
Reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
Table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
And storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty
And decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone
After many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long
To answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." He ask” In bed this early,
Doing what?" She asker with; “Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
Proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in
Spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides
That it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to
Leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home
'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
Discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece

[trigun]

quite obviouis

[trigun]

but still hilarious

[sfesilverspy]

very funny man i like it

[Arc1]

lol I enjoyed that ^_^

[Hellfighter]

you can make up something to the theme:
Marriage rules do and not to do
go on head post it up here love to see others can come up with.