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Old 10-20-2002, 07:15 PM
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Reaching the end of a job...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.

"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?"

"Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah, but you started it."


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Old 10-21-2002, 02:59 AM
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haha that would kinda piss me off
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Old 10-21-2002, 08:49 PM
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lmao,I agree with panther.
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Old 10-22-2002, 06:46 AM
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lol, i DO THAT.......lol
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