Mature:the mailman

[MAJWIZ]

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carring the mail through all kinds of weather.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family ther, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift box.

At the second house they presented him with a box of the finest cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a very beautiful woman in a very revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which sh closed behind him), and led him up the srairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: Eggs, sliced potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming hot coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"all this was just too wonderful for words," he said, " but what's the dollar for?"
"well," she said, "last night, i told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you." he said, "screw him, give him a dollar".
the lady said, "the breakfast was my idea."

[Scott]