more redneck....

[skinny killer]

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

You go to the family reunion to pick up women.

You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.

None of your shirts cover your stomach.

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

[ShArP]

Originally posted by skinny killer
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

damn straight...

got some nices one lol