Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-28-2005, 05:43 PM
bigsmellyfart is offline bigsmellyfart
bigsmellyfart's Avatar
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,156

Wink smart man

A man was watching TV as his wife was cutting the grass on a hot
summer day. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his
wife what was for supper. The wife was quite irritated about him
sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the
work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about
supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town and go inside and figure
dinner out yourself."

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak with
potatoes, garlic bread, and tall glass of iced tea. The wife walked
in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed
something to eat? So where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-28-2005, 05:47 PM
atholon is offline atholon
"ath-hole"

Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Failville.
Posts: 11,357

Send a message via MSN to atholon
lol
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-01-2005, 01:05 AM
Trojan is offline Trojan
honest toil

Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,792

Send a message via ICQ to Trojan Send a message via AIM to Trojan Send a message via Yahoo to Trojan
heh, g1
__________________
••• USMCPI SCCLNCCGNCMCMWTC •••

••• 26th MEUSOC 940311 93-95MySpace •••
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-01-2005, 06:00 AM
BADDOG is offline BADDOG
resigned

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,050

Biggrin

LMAO good 1!!!!

Regards
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How to ask questions the Smart Way DevilDog#1 Web design and Programming 2 12-27-2005 07:35 PM
Rich man and poor man Lucky Humor & Jokes 5 06-27-2005 09:08 AM
Smart Blonde Dr. Bullet Humor & Jokes 3 12-05-2004 04:58 AM
Smart Thambi EvoL Humor & Jokes 3 12-03-2004 12:21 PM
Is he smart or what? katana*GFR* Humor & Jokes 2 10-04-2002 08:37 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:43 PM.




Powered by vBulletin®