Catch as catch can

[MAJWIZ]

CATCH AS CATCH CAN
An old man sitting on his front porch one morning, when he sees a kid walk by with a roll of chicken wire under his arm.
"What you going to do with that chicken wire?" The old man asks.
"gonna catch me some chickens." says the boy. "You damn fool," the old man yells. "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
But that evening at sunset the boy walks back dragging the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a large roll of duct tape. The old man yells out, " What you gonna do with that duct tape?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks," the boy yells back. "You damn fool ," the old man laughs. "you can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
But that night the boy comes home trailing the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught on it.
The next morning the boy walks by carrying a long reed. The old man asks, "hey boy, whatcha got there?" " It' a pussy willow," The boy answers.
"wait up, says the old man, "I'll get my hat."

[Scott]

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