Talk about being stupid

[Dragon-SC-]

Based on a bet by the other members of his foursome, Everitt Sanchez
>tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf
>course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix,
>Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in
>the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
>spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
>wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
>Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and
>tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
>ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his
>testicles were in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.
>Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
>plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
>other testicle was compresed and flattened as it was pulled between the
>housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
>To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had
>just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.
>Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining
>threesome were asked to leave the course.

[Hellfighter]

sorry don't know thats funny or sick as hell.

here a real story that happen to a kid who had no brains at all:

not going to say his name. but i do know of a kid who was around 16yrs of age who was to milk some cows and he was left to do the job on his own, will he got into it to much and was stuck in the rear of the cow, they call a Vet (VDM) to come to pull them two apart from each other. will the kid was in a lot of pain seem the cow lock him in place and the Vet (VDM) had to put the Cow under (out cold) to pull the kid out of her. will a week or 2 they word got around his school no girls would go near him at all and his girl left him did not care if it did happen or not.

rule of thumbs: don't slip and fall and looking were your arm is going into. his arm is what got stuck into the cow not his golden rod some of you all maybe thinking he got stuck into the cow. lol

[BADDOG]

There's only one thing I can say to that .........ouch lol lol!!!!


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