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A blonde joke
blonde goes into curtain shop and says:
"I need some new curtains for my PC". Salesman says: "Madam I don't think a PC is big enough to fit curtains" Blonde replys "But I have windows!" |
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lol
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Subject: Engine Repair - Part 710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic I gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." 710 "Click-Here" to see a picture of what she pointed to.
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How about all the short ones?;
I know a blonde who phoned me asking for my phone number or how about this one; I know a blonde how got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! lol |
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One blonde was on one side of a lake and another blonde was on the other. The first blonde called to second, "How do you get to the other side?" The second called back, "You are on the other side!"
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Two blondes are going to disneyland they see a sign that says disneyland left so they went home.
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HAHAHA! lol thats funny thats gooooooooooood! hahaha!
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A blond and brunette both jump of a cliff.
Which one will hit the ground first? The bruntte the blonde has to ask for directions |
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two blonde's gone to a story to buy fishing gear
1st gone to the ladys ware get a new dress for the trip. 2nd gone to sports dept got a shotgun and shells for it. they both left the story without any real gear for fishing,as they are going to the lake. 1st blonde ask the 2nd bonde what fish you hope to getting, 2nd blonde she said a catfish with this killer dress with no undies. i think i'll cast it off. (using her stinking P**s as bait) 2nd blonde ask 1st blonde what fish you going to catch with that shotgun. 1st blonde asker a real hunk, i see him i get him to marry me.
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ok...
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Um wasnt the second one the one with the shotgun?
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Quote:
they Lie to each other
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That makes absolutely ZERO sense.
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