your mamma jokes

[Sgt Eagle]

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
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Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
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Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
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Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
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Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Hope you like em

[Storm.]

LMFAO g1 eagle