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Old 09-10-2004, 11:06 AM
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Little Johnny hears the word bitch at school. So he goes home and asks his mom "What does bitch mean". His mom answers "Bitch means people like you and me". Then Johnny hears the word sh*t. So he asks his mom what it means his mom says "Sh*t means food". Johnny hears f*ck. Being the curious person he is he asks his mom. She says "F*ck means changing clothes". Later that day his mom says "Johnny the presindent of your father's company is comming over for dinner in a few minutes, so answer the door and tell him that the foods on the table and me and your dad are changing clothes up stairs". When the president comes Johnny says "Hi bitch, the sh*ts on the table and my mom and dad are f*cking up stairs".
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:11 PM
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:17 PM
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:21 PM
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:51 AM
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Old 09-11-2004, 01:10 PM
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:30 PM
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:45 PM
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