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Old 09-07-2004, 11:14 AM
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Biggrin State Fair

A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.

They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says: This Bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says "This Bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife hits her husband and says, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This Bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looks at her and says......"Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

.........After many surgeries and years of therapy, he is now able to walk and talk again.
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:24 PM
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:06 AM
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:20 AM
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LMAO brilliant Stalker!!!!

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