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Old 07-27-2004, 09:05 AM
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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:09 AM
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:31 AM
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Old 07-27-2004, 12:41 PM
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Old 07-27-2004, 01:03 PM
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:08 PM
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