taking a blonde to a football game...

[bigsmellyfart]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it a lot," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big
muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were trying to kill each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?
"Well, they flipped a quarter at the beginning of the game. One team got it,
and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was.......
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" I'm like - hellloooooo! It's only 25 cents!"

[Mstenger404]

God that one was so clever, I'm gonna tell other people this.