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09-20-2005, 08:56 PM
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Trojan's Militia Man Stands Guard
A new Soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No vehicle was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Militia truck came up with Trojan seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The Chauffeur, a Corporal, says, "General Trojan." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The General said, "Drive on!" The Sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The General repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The Sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
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09-21-2005, 12:59 AM
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shot the back seat driver i say, the driver only doing what he told to do. f-k the general
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09-21-2005, 08:20 AM
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lol..shoot the sentry and ride!
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09-23-2005, 01:11 PM
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shoot both cause you cant trust no one
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lol, thats awesome troj
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