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Old 09-21-2004, 06:06 PM
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men says the following:

"Emma come first. den I come. den two asses come together. I come a once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!!"

"Hey lady, you shutta you mouth", said the man. "Whosa talkin' about a sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:55 PM
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lmao!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2004, 02:41 AM
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Old 09-22-2004, 09:22 AM
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lmao n1
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Old 10-03-2004, 02:05 PM
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oh lol
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Old 10-03-2004, 07:18 PM
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Old 10-03-2004, 08:19 PM
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some people shouldn't ease drop on other people. conversation.

Good one guy very good. ROFLMFAO
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:37 AM
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