Amazingly simple home remedies

[Hellfighter]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

• Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone > else to hold them while you chop.
• Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using > the sink.

• For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for > a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to > use a timer.

• A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze > button.

• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll > be afraid to cough.

• You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't > move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use > the duct tape.

• Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

• If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[skinny killer]

Lol !!!

[Scott]

funny

[Hellfighter]

how to make others happier by give blood! things to do before going to the client is:
A.) go to the local pub and drinking as much ale/beer and after get into a really big fight this will raise the blood perversion up 10 folds it be shooting out.
B.) go to the local Client or blood drive were they can take your blood its be graded an 100% proof! then give them 6 pints of it

*all who ever get your blood they be more happier after the fact!

[ShArP]

lol

[MERMITE]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE DFX2 REMEDIES

Avoid killing yourself by allowing blue A.I to go first, else you get caught in crossfire
Avoid arguments with the Mrs.by a using coffee cup, or better an empty beer can
For high blood pressure sufferers: Ensure Player respawn is enabled
To prevent snoozing during boring play, include your favourite music as a .wav in the .wac
If you have a bad cough, whisky and lots of it, see the increase in your kill rate
You only need two tools in life - Your monitor, big as you can afford, and a 32 button mouse
If you can't fix it with a Bullet, then nuke it

Remember: Everyone is an enemy, even once you get to know them, as we in Delta believe
''''ETERNAL VIGILANCE IS ETERNAL FREEDOM'''''

[skinny killer]

I thought you didn't like respawns. LOL.

you change your mind more then a women.

[skinny killer]

and always remember, Silence is golden, Duct tape it silver.

[Hellfighter]

you having trouble with a dog next door and the owner will not do a thing about it! there is an easy fix

record a audio of a cat in heat and play it late at night really low only the dog can hear it.

the dog be barking all night long none stop! the table be turn on them

[kurt120]

Avoid killing yourself by allowing blue A.I to go first, else you get caught in crossfire
Avoid arguments with the Mrs.by a using coffee cup, or better an empty beer can
For high blood pressure sufferers: Ensure Player respawn is enabled
To prevent snoozing during boring play, include your favourite music as a .wav in the .wac
If you have a bad cough, whisky and lots of it, see the increase in your kill rate
You only need two tools in life - Your monitor, big as you can afford, and a 32 button mouse
If you can't fix it with a Bullet, then nuke it

[katana*GFR*]

Originally Posted by kurt120

Avoid killing yourself by allowing blue A.I to go first, else you get caught in crossfire
Avoid arguments with the Mrs.by a using coffee cup, or better an empty beer can
For high blood pressure sufferers: Ensure Player respawn is enabled
To prevent snoozing during boring play, include your favourite music as a .wav in the .wac
If you have a bad cough, whisky and lots of it, see the increase in your kill rate
You only need two tools in life - Your monitor, big as you can afford, and a 32 button mouse
If you can't fix it with a Bullet, then nuke it

Nice repost anything else to add?


Ohw, btw welcome here!