Now u got me going!

[sally]

Here's 1 I dredged up from an old email - I promise this is the last 1......4 today anyway

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems
that always sound good but never actually come close
to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that
really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made
you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, I will rag you about it every
chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to
explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and
get depressed because you realize you only have 2
friends, and one of them is not speaking to you
right now anyway.

P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body

ok thats it I promise !