Cigarettes And Tampons

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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for
your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this,yesterday, I
sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so
does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)