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Old 01-05-2004, 03:05 PM
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Two women meet & start talking
Two women meet in the shopping aisle and start talking. One of them is about to get married and tells this to the other woman. The other woman says, "Well, i've been married 3 times!! But, they all died." The first woman says, "Oh! How did your first husband die?"
"He ate poisoned mushrooms."
"Oh, that's terrible! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisoned mushrooms and died, too."
"Oh, to lose two husbands in the same unfortunate manner, that's absolutely horrid! I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to your third husband??"
"He died of a broken neck."
The first woman is releived that something different happened to the third husband and asks about how he broke his neck.
The second woman replies, "Well... *sigh* he wouldn't eat the mushrooms"
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Old 01-05-2004, 05:10 PM
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lol...thats funny as He*l
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:02 AM
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Lol another good 1 secret!!!!!

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Old 01-08-2004, 06:59 PM
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ha thats awsome!
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Old 01-20-2004, 11:49 AM
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hehe, i got that one...
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:01 PM
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dang he did not take the easyway out. lmfao gj
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Old 01-23-2004, 04:00 PM
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haha lmao nj there secret
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Old 02-04-2004, 05:06 PM
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awww man that joke is over 30 years old and was the other way round...
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:56 PM
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LOL good one.
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:18 PM
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lol...funny
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Old 02-21-2004, 04:37 PM
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Old 03-01-2004, 04:36 PM
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lmfao
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Old 03-02-2004, 11:18 AM
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:12 PM
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