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Old 01-30-2006, 12:39 AM
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Biggrin indian and da buffalo

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets
the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to
splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to
the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
(hang on, this is really good......)

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper
management position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:09 AM
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OMG now thats really good like it a lot
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:19 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA love it bro!!!!


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Old 01-30-2006, 06:43 AM
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lmfao
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:20 PM
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Old 01-31-2006, 04:10 AM
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Quote:
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fotflol
What does that mean
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:14 PM
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LOL! yeah what does that mean.

Good Joke btw..
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