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Old 12-03-2005, 11:24 AM
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Day off Work! (blonde Joke)

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked
me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are
clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
(the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: "And where do you
think you're going?" She said,

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(You might want to sit down for this one.....)


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"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark ."
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:24 PM
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ROFL!!!
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:42 PM
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:06 PM
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lol what a dumbass
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:56 PM
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Classic!
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:59 PM
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